WELCOME DEAR READER, TO MY VERY OWN WEBSITE!
I hope you’ve enjoyed the first thrilling instalment in my epic book series …
Who am I kidding? Of course, you have! Unless you haven't had the chance to read it yet, in which case you should completely read it right now before SPOILERS!
And if you haven't heard the incredible news yet:
THERE IS ANOTHER BOOK ON ITS WAY!
I KNOW! I am almost more excited than that time I found out Genius George had stolen one of Mum’s Tim Tams from her secret stash and I had total blackmail material.
You can get your hands on a copy of my new book (from whatever bookshop, library, or inter-dimensional book delivery service is your favourite) later this year, and if you read it ALL THE WAY THROUGH, I will award you …
TEN THOUSAND JUNO NINJA POINTS! *
*REDEEMABLE FOR ADVENTURES WITH FUTOSHI AND BLADE. THIS MIGHT SEEM A BIT FARFETCHED BUT IT'S COMPLETELY TRUE. OBVIOUSLY..S. Don't forget to join my secret e-news to find out all about my next book and some awesome events!
Meet the Characters
Likes: Making jokes and drawing cartoons
Likes: Porridge and being boring
Dislikes: Being called an epic dork
Likes: Climbing trees and playing the xylophone
Dislikes: Being looked at
Likes: Reading and being perfect
Dislikes: People interrupting her reading
Likes: Pug dogs and disco songs
Dislikes: Evil doers
Likes: Jason Brightstar and all things pink and sparkly
Dislikes: Anyone in her way
Likes: Muttonbird Bay Primary
Dislikes: Misbehaving students